The Mail said UK builders have ‘gone WOKE’ – 13 perfectly constructed comebacks
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Woke spreadsheet update: having cornflakes for breakfast pic.twitter.com/FpXwSeMGiH
— Alan White (@aljwhite) June 19, 2022
9.
If the people that built our homes were less emotional, ate sausages and hated black or brown people we’d be such a better country. pic.twitter.com/lZqTcH2hdr
— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) June 19, 2022
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having a fried breakfast, bottling up my emotions, & burning some history books so I don’t upset the Mail
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) June 20, 2022
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lads, is it gay to not butcher your own cow every morning while denying you feel emotions and screaming ‘HISTORY MATE? I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN NAME HA HA’ pic.twitter.com/fRDq8TqRyM
— Luiseach Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 19, 2022
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It’s very possible for tradesmen to have open conversations about our feelings, be opposed to racism, read books, recognise the climate crisis, welcome Jamie Oliver wanting our children to eat more healthily, and even on occasions, shop in Waitrose. pic.twitter.com/jUWjbcaRCv
— Gary Burton (@TheOfficialGRB) June 19, 2022
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Not long now ‘til anyone who breathes in and out is described as ‘woke’. pic.twitter.com/heO8NRRMMm
— Brendan May (@bmay) June 19, 2022
Even Mail Online readers were on to it, pointed out @otto_english over on Twitter.
That’s really saying something.
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Source Mail Online
