35 majestic tweets about the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee
19.
It should have been the weekend of their lives. Instead it became a fight for them… Coming soon: Cursed Jubilee. pic.twitter.com/4mBN00kkY1
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) June 1, 2022
20.
This weeks marks the 70th Anniversary of someone mixing cold chicken with mayo and curry powder and raisins, to make one of the most weirdly delicious sandwich fillings ever #PlatinumJubilee
— Cllr Emma Edwards (@bristol_pip) June 1, 2022
21.
Can’t believe the Queen has spent 70 years on the throne. She should definitely eat more fibre.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 1, 2022
22.
[court]
JUDGE: how do you explain your actions?
ME: he used the term 'platty jubes'
[entire courtroom gasps]
[a member of the jury vomits]
[a woman faints]
JUDGE: CASE DISMISSED— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) June 1, 2022
23.
What couples who call the Platinum Jubilee ‘Platty Joobs’ wear. pic.twitter.com/mP6WEiCbJZ
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 1, 2022
24.
"I've just put the bunting up myself."
A great thing to hear as a royalist.
Not great to hear if you're an A&E doctor.
— (@pearlylondon) June 1, 2022
25.
Camping out for the Queen isn’t what I thought it was. Just a load of drab people in tents. This tiara’s going back into storage. And the slingbacks.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) June 1, 2022
26.
Queen or no Queen, the relentless collection of bins pauses for nobody pic.twitter.com/e5Fwjnd4i9
— Davey Jones (@DHBJones) June 1, 2022
27.
not seen the latest Star Wars, who’s Platty Joobs
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) June 1, 2022
28.
Britain sinking into sea 'due to unprecedented bunting load' say scientists. pic.twitter.com/ub9E4BlCmY
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 1, 2022
29.
Which members of the royal family should be permitted to stand with the Queen on the balcony of Buckingham Palace? None of them. We should vote on who appears. I’d like to see Marcus Rashford, Dolly Parton, and several refugees.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 1, 2022
30.
Glasgow has big plans for the Jubilee. pic.twitter.com/V2Vh85UAqY
— Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) June 1, 2022
31.
When your Amazon delivery is only seven stops away. pic.twitter.com/p6s8IuJg7S
— Michael Glasper (@michaelglasper) June 1, 2022
32.
mad how we all get two days off work just because there's an old lady
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 2, 2022
33.
There better be some platty joobs bunting in that shopping bag, Beryl, or you can get the fuck off this roadyacht. pic.twitter.com/UP16Iy0p0c
— Chris (@ChribHibble) June 2, 2022
34.
The first girl to break my heart was called Platty Joobs so this has been a really difficult week for me.
— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) June 2, 2022
35.
Not even 9am and I've already opened all my swans. #PlatinumJubilee
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 2, 2022
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