‘What is the pettiest reason you can’t date someone?’ – 23 trivial (and very funny) dealbreakers

13.

‘She talks to people like they’re a hundred meter away from her.’
friededs3

14.

“‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”
shrillysoupygusto

15.

‘He wore fake glasses and didn’t like vegetables.’
DHKillinger

16.

‘She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.’
Fit_Sheepherder_3894

‘Leslie Nielsen?’
SnooPredictions5190

17.

‘Her favourite song was “The Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran.’
nexusofthoughts

18.

‘I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice – off menu – at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler’s drink, and I just couldn’t get past it.

‘I’m no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we’re at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.’
pbspry

19.

‘She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark.’
Pennaflumen

20.

‘Years ago I stopped dating someone once I realised he had weird nails.’
krazykatkristy01

21.

‘They pronounce the word “expresso” when they mean “espresso”, or “expecially” instead of “especially.”
Grimace_aintnoshake

22.

‘Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that “He’d leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat”. Which okay, I get it some people have a ‘list’ of celebrities they’d leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke.

‘But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.’
Kiasurp17

23.

‘My wife once told me she couldn’t be with someone who wasn’t around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I’m going to keep it a secret that I’m a fucking idiot the rest of our lives.’
seenthewolf

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