25 favourite funny tweets of the week
It seems unfair that we have to struggle through yet another week without a bank holiday, but at least we have these excellent tweets from some of Twitter’s funniest people to enjoy while we wait for another day off.
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Whoa this video is EXPLOSIVE. Apparently some guy went round saying Jesus ate big dinners and he did NOT. pic.twitter.com/h00qQL16yg
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) May 9, 2022
— 5ftMunchkin (@Munchkin5ft) May 9, 2022
To the tune of YMCA pic.twitter.com/q54fXA5BgV
— Katharine Richards (@KRFraming) May 8, 2022
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
— Margo Howard (@Margoandhow) May 12, 2022
If dolphins are so smart how come you never see one on The Chase?
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 8, 2022
hashtag relatable content pic.twitter.com/ENh5j7ixw1
— Olivia Solon (@oliviasolon) May 8, 2022
hmmm…. what rhymes with anaconda? pic.twitter.com/T1DSpPgq14
— an english human (@English_Channel) May 11, 2022
I hate when someone makes an Instagram for their pet and then spells all the words wrong.
Either your dog is smart enough to set up, build & maintain a successful social media presence or he isn’t.
If you expect me to believe a dog did all this I think he can also spell “hungry.”
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 8, 2022
– maybe you should drink less and do a bit more exercise.
– maybe you should care less and do a bit more f**king off… pic.twitter.com/LlTb1Cjj74
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 8, 2022
The man who decided the recommended retail price for all goods sold has sadly died.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) May 12, 2022
Historians have discovered what they believe is the headstone of the worlds oldest man. Apparently he was 194 and was called Miles from London. pic.twitter.com/maQqOO1xUq
— Andy Gillies (@RealAndyGillies) May 8, 2022
Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it.
Fight 🔥 with 🔥
— Andrew Friedson (@FriedsonAndrew) May 10, 2022
I love these things. pic.twitter.com/VxnNhHDJ2p
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 10, 2022