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‘What’s the smallest hill you’re willing to die on?’ – 19 contentious hillocks

We wonder what prompted u/realduckbutter to ask Reddit

“What’s the smallest hill you’re willing to die on?”

An argument over how to squeeze the toothpaste tube? Loading the dishwasher? Whether cheese in a tube still counts as cheese*?

*No

Perhaps it was because of one of these small hills.


1.


zerorush8
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2.

Irony is not coincidence.
miraculum_one

3.

There’s nothing fun about fun sized candy bars. It’s less candy bar. That’s not fun at all.
Its_Me73

4.

There are only three dots in an ellipsis …
GrangeazIII

5.


DarthVeX
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6.

A product cannot be ‘new and improved’ but only one or the other!
hackyslashy

7.

Folks that don’t immediately rinse an empty oatmeal bowl should be shot.
jojocorodon

8.


500CatsTypingStuff
Via

9.

Getting up in my space while I’m putting my groceries on the conveyer is a dick move.
notkylegass_

10.


HornyCapricornWeed
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