9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week
Everyone loves a good comeback and here are 9 of our favourites from the past seven days.
1. Turn on, tune in, get taken down
2. ‘Gonna need some cream for that burn mate’
3. Sue Perkins 1, Jacob Rees-Mogg 0
In this land of hope and glory don’t forget to vote Tory. pic.twitter.com/r7ZOD5xHWT
— Jacob Rees-Mogg (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg) May 5, 2022
When times are a troublin’
Move investments to Dublin#NeverTory https://t.co/2SPU33eRZO— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) May 5, 2022
4. ‘Bit of grammatical fun on Facebook tonight,’ said Adam Hills. ‘Fighting fire with pedantry.’
5. Tim Burgess 1, Piers Morgan 0
How’re those viewing figures doing @piersmorgan? 😉 https://t.co/F5vukKnhX0
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) May 4, 2022
A lot better than your last three album sales 👍 https://t.co/YtVQ5XaNMk
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 4, 2022
But Tim is an artist, fame is a by-product of what he does. But you, you don’t ‘make’ anything. No-one plays you at their wedding. No one turns to your work to soothe their soul. Twitter followers etc just don’t mean to artists what they mean to you.
— Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi) May 4, 2022
🤣🤣🤣What a load of old cobblers. https://t.co/nb9PHAG6b6
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 4, 2022
Man, just take a seat for a damn minute. You trade on division and picking on others, you use follower numbers to attempt to belittle people, you shout about ‘snowflakes’ when you have a fragile ego. Let’s not forget that some awful things have happened on your watch. Pipe down
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) May 5, 2022
.. and you’re a pompous fading cliché-ridden old rocker desperately trying – and failing – to stay vaguely relevant by using my name to get Twitter likes, so we make a right pair. Pipe down yourself.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 5, 2022
Ending this here. Just left a message on my answerphone for him https://t.co/jq5cS8Vcal
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) May 5, 2022
If you’re into pompous fading cliché-ridden old rockers desperately trying – and failing – to stay vaguely relevant…
(@piersmorgan)All shows sold out. A few left for @o2academyed pic.twitter.com/XS2QuNpRPf
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) May 5, 2022
6. ‘Economics are hard’
7. ‘He got deleted from life after this burn’
8. ‘False equivocation’
9. ‘The key to a successful marriage’
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