Jacob Rees-Mogg got his rhyming dictionary out and Sue Perkins had the best response

It’s Election Day in many parts of the country today so Jacob Rees-Mogg thought he’d do his bit for the cause by getting his rhyming dictionary out.

This was the best he came up with.

In this land of hope and glory don’t forget to vote Tory. pic.twitter.com/r7ZOD5xHWT

— Jacob Rees-Mogg (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg) May 5, 2022

Not the best, no, but he’s a very busy man identifying all those benefits of Brexit. Rachel Harris surely spoke for us all when she said this.

What appalling scansion. https://t.co/OHEjd3Zwgd

— Rachel Parris (@rachelparris) May 5, 2022

And it got people coming up with their one or two liners in a similar vein.

This, by Tom Neenan, was excellent.

With your condescension and inherited wealth, why don’t you go f—- yourself? https://t.co/ecrHUeAMnk

— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) May 5, 2022

But so far we reckon this is the best, from Sue Perkins.

When times are a troublin'
Move investments to Dublin#NeverTory https://t.co/2SPU33eRZO

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) May 5, 2022

Boom.

Do share your own efforts in the comments! Don’t forget to keep them clean (on second thoughts, go for yer life).

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Source Twitter @sueperkins