Jacob Rees-Mogg got his rhyming dictionary out and Sue Perkins had the best response

It’s Election Day in many parts of the country today so Jacob Rees-Mogg thought he’d do his bit for the cause by getting his rhyming dictionary out.

This was the best he came up with.

Not the best, no, but he’s a very busy man identifying all those benefits of Brexit. Rachel Harris surely spoke for us all when she said this.

And it got people coming up with their one or two liners in a similar vein.

This, by Tom Neenan, was excellent.

But so far we reckon this is the best, from Sue Perkins.


Do share your own efforts in the comments! Don’t forget to keep them clean (on second thoughts, go for yer life).


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