People have been sharing weird things men have done on dates – 23 proper jaw-droppers
It all started when @sohosatan said this on Twitter after their friend had a particularly odd date with a man and wanted to hear more.
obsessed with hearing strange things men do on dates. my friend’s date last night ate her entire sushi roll while she was in the bathroom
— v (@sohosatan) March 16, 2022
And it prompted people to share lots of very weird, very funny – and occasionally, very frightening – date stories.
1.
guy took me on a date to the aquarium once and the WHOLE TIME he kept saying how stupid fish are and how angry they make him. So I asked him why he would bring me here on a date then and I kid you not he said “I just wanted to make sure you knew how stupid I think fish are” 😭🤣
— Sithjade66 🇮🇹🇳🇱 (@sithjade66) March 17, 2022
2.
A guy on Grindr once invited me to his place for a "yoga lesson," which I assumed was a euphemism. I got there and he had two mats laid out on his living room floor. He led me through a 90-minute routine and then I left. https://t.co/cDmsxUZBkx
— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) March 18, 2022
3.
one time i ate something i didn’t like (texture thing) and the guy had me spit it out into his hand and then ate it. he said he would have had me “mama bird” him but it was our first date and he didn’t want to freak me out
— accidental mama bird (@kockfairy) March 17, 2022
4.
I said I needed to use the bathroom before we left. He offered go put the rest of my food ( 6 wings, fries) into a Togo box for me. When I got home, I found one wing, and his chewed up lemon from his marg. In my box. ❤️😍 why even add the celery/carrots?? pic.twitter.com/NPmhjk3dda
— Rebecca 🧞♀️ (@becsplease) March 17, 2022
5.
On a first date, a guy kept asking me if I was “open-minded”. When I asked why, he finally said that he used to worship a guru in the California desert, and one time the guru had resurrected a duck.
— Kathryn Elizabeth (@KathrynVie) March 17, 2022
6.
Guy asked if I’ve ever shot a gun before. He liked to hunt & go target shooting. Target shooting sounded like a fun first date! It was not. He took me to the city dump to shoot rats. I swear every word is true.
— MamaBear (@TheycallmeNancy) March 17, 2022
7.
I had a guy pull a fold up walking stick out of his car, say he didn’t need it but liked it, then at the end of the date he offered to take me home but I’d have to sit in the back because he seatbelts his stick in the front
— Tay🖤 (@gimmemymammoney) March 17, 2022
8.
Also had a guy tell me I have lovely skin and it would crisp up well if I was ever roasted alive. Never left a restaurant so quickly in my life
— Tay🖤 (@gimmemymammoney) March 17, 2022
9.
met a guy for coffee once, he got his drink, chugged it all in one sip and said “now what?”
— calzoni mitchell (@raviolirodeo) March 17, 2022
10.
When we were parting ways, he got really nervous and couldn’t decide if he should hug me or kiss me, so he just did jazz hands towards me and made a weird noise
— Kaylee (@kaylee3498) March 18, 2022
11.
One time I went on a date and the guy complimented my eyebrows and I was like ‘Oh thanks!’ and explained I filled them in with eyebrow pencil and apparently he didn’t believe me bc this mf reaches up and wipes off half my eyebrow 💀
— mary 🤠 (@ibsignorer) March 17, 2022
12.
Piano concert date. Turned up and there was no concert. He suggested we go back to my dorm to ‘hang’. I refused to close the door, so we watched a movie in silence (he chose Aladdin) and he left. My roommates found out he put up fake concert posters around campus the week before
— Dr Abigail Boucher (@DrAbbyBoucher) March 17, 2022
