Tucker Carlson is outraged that M&Ms have become less sexy – not a parody (NSFW)
The Mars confectionery company has given its M&M characters a makeover to bring them into the 21st century.
M&Ms characters to become more inclusive https://t.co/pcgRqcxJ0q pic.twitter.com/JxFbZWUfZa
— The Hill (@thehill) January 20, 2022
M&Ms is a chocolate brand on a mission. We believe in championing the power of fun to create a world where everyone feels they belong.
The orange M&M is now more open about its anxiety, but the most obvious visual difference is the shoes, particularly on the ‘female’ green and brown M&Ms.
Green’s boots have been swapped for comfy trainers and brown’s stilettos ditched for a lower, more practical heel – presumably for when she has to negotiate stairs.
The move was met with a fair amount of mockery – some lighthearted, some fuelled by genuine outrage.
Dumbest thing of the day. OMG…They’re friggen’ M&Ms. https://t.co/zGKjUGuLpA
— Nicholas Giordano (@PasReport) January 20, 2022
Instead of making the Green M&M less sexy, they should’ve made them ALL sluttier https://t.co/uumaGRZ28E
— Neil Bad Bitch Harris (@bigfatmoosepssy) January 20, 2022
More "inclusive" M&M's for a more progressive world!
RACISM DEFEATED! https://t.co/t80C5EB1IY
— UrinatingChief (@UrinatingTree) January 20, 2022
Why is everything stupid https://t.co/HZrNLmJiOT
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 20, 2022
M&Ms clearly spotted the furore.
Did my shoes really break the internet? pic.twitter.com/ZaisgZ9QYZ
— M&M'S (@mmschocolate) January 20, 2022
Fox News presenter Tucker Carlson had his own somewhat disturbing take on the revamp, and Acyn Torabi shared the Fox News presenter’s rant.
Tucker: M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity… pic.twitter.com/rz7VtVCHWu
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 22, 2022
Tucker: If you look at him, the orange M&M does appear very anxious. Maybe he doesn’t like all the ugly new shoes he sees around him. Maybe he liked the sexy boots. pic.twitter.com/ePlcMXZJKW
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 22, 2022
Lol pic.twitter.com/zQldw7DVEG
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 22, 2022
Of course, Carlson’s bizarre self-own trended wildly on Twitter – and a lot of the reactions were NSFW.
1.
"When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity."
So, wait, he was turned on by the M&M in stilettos before…? https://t.co/Au7zGF8XCX
— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) January 22, 2022
2.
Why are the libs making m&ms unfuckable??? https://t.co/reqGvNIcER
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) January 22, 2022
3.
You… wanted to have a drink… with an M&M? #DeeperIssues https://t.co/4dp5AnBL82
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) January 22, 2022
4.
For your Saturday morning viewing pleasure, I am proud to present:
Tucker Carlson being extremely angry that he no longer wants to fuck the M&Ms cartoon character.
No, really.pic.twitter.com/k4wZyw8Plu
— Max Morgan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea) January 22, 2022
5.
Tucker Carlson has a STRANGE FETISH for sexy female chocolate M&M’s. He needs help. https://t.co/uIPFS9r3nZ
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) January 22, 2022
6.
Tucker Carlson is OUTRAGED that M&Ms don’t make him horny enough anymore pic.twitter.com/10UtNNdEXD
— Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope) January 22, 2022
7.
JUST IN: M&M’s World in Times Square has secured a restraining order against Tucker Carlson. pic.twitter.com/T0HvJnAFB3
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) January 22, 2022
8.
I’m going to try and fuck a bag of greens because unlike you (not currently fucking any M&Ms) I love this country
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 22, 2022
9.
will somebody just tell me which m&ms I’m allowed to be attracted to
— octave (@curtofranklin) January 20, 2022
10.
Good morning to everyone who never found m&ms sexy before.
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) January 22, 2022
11.
When not pushing white nationalist talking points, tucker is mad about m and m’s https://t.co/HWigIGOvI0
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 22, 2022
12.
War against imaginary characters continues pic.twitter.com/PlaojW7Ehv
— Yeff (@Jeffreee5) January 22, 2022
The big question is this –
How the hell do you get upset about m&ms but not a sitting president overturning an election
— Jeffrey | Vaxxed | Democracy | Anti-GQP (@L17ringz) January 22, 2022
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Fox News’s Tucker Carlson suffered the most unfortunate self-own and people loved it
Source @Acyn Image Screengrab
