Boris Johnson said he mistook the boozy No 10 garden party for a ‘work event’ – 27 100% proof takedowns
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It’s going to take A LOT of garage flowers to fix this one. Cheating on your entire country isn’t quite the same as cheating on your wives. #PMQs
— Shelagh Fogarty (@ShelaghFogarty) January 12, 2022
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And unfortunately I confused the conga line for the queue to the photocopier, which led to the embarrassing pictures now on the front page of every newspaper pic.twitter.com/zgeBaMpVUg
— . (@twlldun) January 12, 2022
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I often receive invitations to work events that feature the phrase "BYOB".
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 12, 2022
18.
maybe he thought it was a COBR meeting – he hadn't been to many
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) January 12, 2022
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"I thought it was a work event, so I brought my wife – who doesn't work there." #PMQs pic.twitter.com/8WZtOFCCIh
— Oonagh (@Okeating) January 12, 2022
20.
Rishi Sunak currently watching #PMQs live feed on his phone and then popping it back in his pocket like Roman Roy watching his rocket launch in Succession.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) January 12, 2022
21.
Pretty weird country where the most embarrassing prime minister of the last decade isn't the one that fucked a dead pig.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 12, 2022
22.
24 Hour Work Event People
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) January 12, 2022
23.
Theresa May may have had her faults, but you just know that not even a glass of Shloer would have been consumed in that garden on her watch.
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) January 12, 2022
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"I thought this party was a work event" is also a really sick burn on the 10 Downing Street party planner
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) January 12, 2022
25.
It worked with nanny, it worked with his housemaster, it worked with his tutors, it worked some of his wives, it worked with most of his editors, it almost always worked with the TV presenters. So why shouldn’t it work with citizens? Because charm once lost is rarely regained.
— David Aaronovitch (@DAaronovitch) January 12, 2022
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“I thought it was a work event” pic.twitter.com/AevYvWMAIZ
— Will Davies (@davies_will) January 12, 2022
27.
sue gray must feel like the guy they hired to write season 6 of lost, how the fuck am I going to make this work
— joe (@mutablejoe) January 12, 2022
To conclude …
The look on Johnson’s face. Haunted, caught red-handed, found out #PMQs pic.twitter.com/nT8xsi1MZj
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) January 12, 2022
And this.
Hello @metpoliceuk – you have been saying for weeks that there is no evidence to investigate. You now have it from the lips of the Prime Minister. Or the defendant as he should become
— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) January 12, 2022
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