We’d love to see what else is barred by these parental controls

Poke Staff. Updated January 10th, 2022

A Redditor named u/flopsychops has shared this bizarre internet safety message on r/Facepalm.

Stairdrac the Netherwatcher? Really?

We’d love to see what other searches are barred –

Is there a dance school for gerbils?

How old do dolphins have to be to get into a nightclub?

Which would win in a fist fight between an octopus and a mountain gorilla?

Interesting parental control settings.
TheNoobGuy21

That’s dark magic only found in books in the restricted section.
hates_all_bots

What you all don’t realise is there’s a character limit in that notification field. The full search was “Teaching crabs how to read Mein Kampf”.
Ben2749

Someone started a change.org petition to teach crabs to read. It has 3,000 signatures.
Bsmith0799

Noooooo!!!! The forbidden knowledge about the craaaaaaabs!!!!
Mickets

The sacred texts!!! Is what the crabs would say, if they could read
The_Lord_of_Fangorn

If we teach crabs how to read we have to teach lobsters how to write. Where does it end?!?
Holmes02

Let’s hope things don’t go too far.

If I find out these mfs taught scallops how to do algebra I’m done.
Mikeologyy

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