Rosie Holt’s satire on Colston statue defenders is almost too convincing

The toppling of the statue of slave trader Edward Colston in Bristol as part of the wider Black Lives Matter protests sparked a massive debate about how to reflect unsavoury facts about British history.

After a short trial, four of the people involved in pulling down the statue and dropping it into the harbour have been cleared of wrongdoing, with the defence arguing that the statue was so offensive that its removal was not a crime.

🚨🚨🚨🚨The Colston 4 have just been found NOT GUILTY 🥳🥳🥳 pic.twitter.com/Xey7Hav0d6

— Bristol Transformed (@BrizTransformed) January 5, 2022

The verdict got mixed reactions, with some cheering the triumph of reason.

Edward Colston was responsible for violently transporting 84,000 Africans to the Caribbean. They were chained, beaten and raped, with 19,000 dying en route.

Grotesquely, a statue was put up to honour him in Bristol, but today in court those who toppled it were rightly cleared.

— Zarah Sultana MP (@zarahsultana) January 5, 2022

A statue of a man that enslaved, killed, raped and tortured black people is not welcome in any public space in the UK.

Big up the Colston four.

They’re heroes as far as I’m concerned.

— Super Tanskiii (@supertanskiii) January 5, 2022

Others, including the PM, felt it gave carte blanche to anyone who wanted to pull down a statue – and somehow threatened the historical record.

Concerned about the precedent this sets:

We certainly should be more aware/critical of our past. It should be a source of insight, education & debate.

Expunging historical figures for failing to comply with 21st C values will not amend past mistakes – not right today’s wrongs. pic.twitter.com/JvYFzL8OZX

— Tobias Ellwood MP (@Tobias_Ellwood) January 6, 2022

A disgraceful verdict that gives the green light to political vandalism and sets a precedent for anyone to be able to destroy whatever they disagree with. This is not justice.

— Save Our Statues (@_SaveOurStatues) January 5, 2022

Darren Grimes even appeared to encourage people to desecrate the grave of Karl Marx.

Comedian and actor, Rosie Holt, reacted as only she could – by taking an interview between Talk Radio’s Kevin O’Sullivan and political commentator James Melville and turning it into a wonderful parody of some of the more hysterical voices in the discourse.

Woah so this woman thinks the Colston Four verdict is a “step too far” pic.twitter.com/AtSD7TJqfC

— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) January 6, 2022

Rosie’s editing and performance foxed a few people.

he bought it!?

— Heydon Prowse (@HeydonProwse) January 6, 2022

And she is comparing Karl Max’s ideas to slavery and slave trade! Nothing she said deserves any response

— Bunmi Ogunleye (@Obunm) January 6, 2022

Dear god….. Is this woman for real?

— Paul Tatterson (@TattersonPaul) January 6, 2022

Most spotted the joke, however.

Every time you think she can’t get better. She gets better. https://t.co/owLC38DDZY

— James Oh Brien (@mrjamesob) January 6, 2022

Glorious! Its satire ffs for those at the back. https://t.co/LiInksodPx

— Feiryred️ ♿ (@Feiryred) January 6, 2022

When satire mirrors life, to perfection. https://t.co/VArRO8z7qZ

— David Brennan (@magnatom) January 6, 2022

The cleverest piece of comedy you're likely to see today. https://t.co/0qOKuSrpBW

— NoTimorousBeastie (@NotTimorous) January 6, 2022

Can we please have some kind of satire symbol across media.
It's getting too difficult to tell

— SoulSubbo (@SoulUndergrnd) January 6, 2022

We can’t argue with this.

Rosie Holt is an absolute genius. The tone, the crazy wide eyes on swivels and the utter nonsense spewing from here mouth are a little too on the the money. https://t.co/xzlUhFLnP6

— ℙ (@PureGonzo_) January 6, 2022

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