Nigel Farage’s NY message was like finding a late present under the tree – only 5 responses you need
Nigel Farage – you remember – took time out from his busy schedule to post a New Year message to all his fans.
And it’s just as inclusive and progressive and relentlessly inspiring as you’d imagine.
Still, we’re very glad he did, because it prompted no end of mockery and here are our 5 favourite responses.
Colonel Mustard, in the travel tavern, with the lead piping? pic.twitter.com/9OavDOCODn
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) January 2, 2022
Brexit's going well isn't it, Nigel? 🤣🤣🤣
— Olly ☕️ (@OllyVanGaal) January 2, 2022
Is he about to get up and dance to Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice? https://t.co/m2Zcuv4Ijl
— ianVisits (@ianvisits) January 2, 2022
I'd rather wake up and discover I'd been sewn into the next Human Centipede
— Dan Dawson (@Dawesomedawson) January 2, 2022
“Nigel is in the diary room” pic.twitter.com/1fEG2DpNwO
— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) January 2, 2022
This was a bit niche.
Love the new outfit 👍 pic.twitter.com/qh4Rgx2P5Q
— A Confederacy of Dunces (@AConfedofDunces) January 3, 2022
And this was very NSFW.
— Chris Patterson (@RoadRunner_CP) January 2, 2022
And people also wondered this.
Um, apart from the fact that Nigel Farage has managed to match the colours of his shirt, chair and teeth …..
— Jerry Hicks (@JerryHicksUnite) January 3, 2022
To conclude …
Umm. Nope. https://t.co/NyGJ616r0P
— David Aaronovitch (@DAaronovitch) January 2, 2022