Simply 24 of the funniest parenting tweets from the last month
You don’t have to have little (or indeed big) kids at home to appreciate these tweets except, well, you probably do in all fairness.
So let’s get straight to 24 of the funniest parenting tweets from the month just gone.
1.
Shorty been 2 for less that 24 hours 😭 why ain’t nobody warn me pic.twitter.com/FoEwq5bukE
— Mani 🧚🏼♀️ (@mami_manii) November 19, 2021
2.
Just walked in on my three year old pumping all of our hand soap into the bathroom sink, chanting “wasting soap… wasting soap…” to himself
— Fiona GX (@nullstateofmind) November 9, 2021
3.
Before I became a parent, I never thought I would break up a fight at a living room guinea pig fashion show, yet here we are.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2021
4.
Parenting is missing your kids when they’re asleep, and missing your sanity when they’re awake
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 3, 2021
5.
https://twitter.com/shaylariane/status/1457863376613355520?s=20
6.
I have been blocked on Instagram by my thirteen year old. A person I literally made.
— Rebecca Saltzman (@beccasaltz) November 8, 2021
7.
If you don’t have this stash are you even a parent? pic.twitter.com/zWlJrDWCB2
— David Naumann (@davidnnaumann) November 27, 2021
8.
My toddler, who was not previously accustomed to being awake after dark, just looked outside and screamed “where is the backyard?!”
— Mel (@Tweetsnwhatnot) November 10, 2021
9.
I dropped a piece of food on the floor and the toddler ate it and now the dog is looking at me like I betrayed him and he’s not wrong
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 9, 2021
10.
Notes to my My normal
kids teacher handwriting pic.twitter.com/JYKr0OjjiS— Midge (@mxmclain) November 9, 2021
11.
parenting books should be legally required to display the number of children the author has
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) November 20, 2021
12.
My kids were screaming at each other.
I told them to stop fighting.
They said they weren't fighting. They were playing "Karens."
Now everybody is grounded.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2021
