Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Congratulations on finding your way to our weekly relaxing treat – 25 of the funniest things we’ve seen on Twitter. Grab yourself a brew of your choice and take five minutes for a bit of stressbusting.
As ever, give your faves a follow.
1.
‘Heathcliff, it's me,
I'm Catty
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window’ pic.twitter.com/JKAyhX32u7— Amanda Abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) November 20, 2021
2.
Is it for catching pigeons? https://t.co/eggZW2R3pB
— Oisín McGann (@OisinMcGann) November 21, 2021
3.
Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: …
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) November 19, 2021
4.
“you took so long in the shower” Yeah I was at a concert.
— brian (@briantheruller) November 20, 2021
5.
that time my mom got the paprika mixed up with the cayenne pepper pic.twitter.com/rDbmsq5W0t
— an english human (@English_Channel) November 22, 2021
6.
Stayin’ Alive is disappointingly light on actual survival tips when you get down to it.
— Mark Watson, in November (@watsoncomedian) November 24, 2021
7.
Note to self: next time ordering thick winter tights online, remember that "Fits: 6/7" is a reference to age, not shoe size🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/i91OCnNfWh
— Pharma_C (@PharmaC_LDN) November 23, 2021
8.
Nobody:
Me in the middle of the night wondering where my birth certificate is pic.twitter.com/DJ7nuo2nD2— Makaih Beats (@makaihbeats) November 24, 2021
9.
If you upload these, I hope you enjoy hell. pic.twitter.com/3j66g8AqJL
— Stephen Boatright (@stevieboatleft) November 24, 2021
10.
Me: finally caught up with all my bills
My car: pic.twitter.com/sSGlvCmOec
— ✨ (@iVibeFr) November 19, 2021
11.
the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 24, 2021
12.
Be kind. For half the people you meet are fighting a battle based on some wackass conspiracy theory
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) November 20, 2021
