‘What makes absolutely no sense to you at all?’ – 27 of the most relatable responses

15.

‘Why people are so offended by swear words that they gasp and change channels when they hear someone say “damn” (my mom does this) shes explained it to me multiple times and i still dont get it.’
Lizard-o-the-ages

16.

‘Seems like half of the true-crime shows I watch involve life insurance.

‘What I don’t understand is how the perpetrators convince themselves that being the beneficiary on a brand-new life insurance policy and then having the insured turn up dead within days or weeks is not going to put you under a detective’s microscope.

‘Even more suspicious are the ones who immediately make the claim for payout within a day of the death. At least sit on it for a month or two and act like you’re grieving.
Southern_Snowshoe

17.

‘My first language was Spanish, which I learned at home. I learnt English at school and with friends outside of school. In addition, German is spoken.

‘Surprisingly, when I speak in my brain, it’s always in English. When I pronounce them out loud, though, they come out in the correct language.’
AutomaticGuava898

18.

‘If you don’t have money, you are charged fees.’
johnnysoup123

19.

‘Dick is a shorter way to say Richard. Like when the fuck does Richard turn into Dick. If you’re going to have a shorter way to say Richard just say Rich, because that makes sense unlike Dick. Sorry for anyone named Dick out there, but ur name makes no fucking sense.’
[deleted]

‘Rhyming nicknames were a thing in medieval English. Richard becomes Rick becomes Dick. Same with William to Will to Bill and Robert to Rob to Bob. Most of the strange English nicknames are because of this.’
itzala

20.

‘Those Facebook photos that promise you a lot of money if you post them. Is it true that people believe it? How, in what environment, under what conditions, could that possibly work? Is this some sort of inside joke that I’m not aware of? “Write Amen.”‘
PlasticVariety565

‘Amen.’
BeYourElf

21.

‘How bluetooth works.’
This_Confusion3890

‘I always picture radiowaves like Bluetooth or wifi as simply another “realm of light” (which it basically is). The sender like your wifi router is like a light bulb that blinks very fast and in different colors. Your receiver like your phone can ‘see’ the light bulb flashing and receives the information via the on/off intervals (ones and zeros, binary).

‘In this realm, everything looks like it’s transparent, but depending on the material, it has a more or less tint. A wooden door or your pants would be only slightly tinted, a brick wall much more. So if you stand behind two brick walls, the “flashing light” of your sending device is much harder to see for your phone as if you would stand right next to it.
verraeteros_

22.

‘Punishing the kid who fought the bully.’
Competitive-Gain-182

23.

‘Grown ass adults not taking responsibility for their actions/property and expecting others to clean up after them.’
RevenantBosmer91

24.

‘That i can’t get a job without experience. Like how am i going to get the experience if not at a job?’
No-Frosting6958

25.

‘How people came up with baking. I get eating meats and veggies and fruits. That’s just food that’s pretty much ready to go.

‘But somehow someone figured you can grind this plant into a powder, add a certain amount of water and some chicken eggs and some oil and some other crushed plant stuff and then heat it for X Minutes and now you have cake or bread or cookies or whatever.’
JohnLocke815

‘Famine, people start eating anything they can find and discover new foods & also accidents. get your flour wet but it’s near some natural yeast. You are too poor not to still use it, so you cook that bubbling mass and OMG it’s better than the hard tack you were making. It’s a little sour but delicious, and now you’ve invented sourdough.’
gandhikahn

26.

‘Look at the moon. Some days you can see Saturn or Jupiter out there. Look at the stars.
You think about us… people on this rock in space all running around. We’re floating in space on a rock. Spinning around. All together. One.

‘And space is just soooo big. It’s overwhelming. Really really big. I can’t even comprehend how big. It doesn’t even make sense how big it is.’
MorePieForEveryone

27.

‘What is the root of consciousness and why is there something instead of nothing.’
Honest-Cicada4897

‘Gonna offer answers from two books I’ve read and probably misinterpreted.

1: we’re not as conscious as we think we are. We mostly don’t know what’s going on in our brains. The root of consciousness is just specific parts of the brain which let us be aware of ourselves and mediate between our various (often conflicting) impulses and beliefs, which themselves come from within the brain. — Incognito, David Eagleman

2: Any attempt to solve this question can only take place in a universe where there is something (the anthropic principle). That’s why there is something. There may well have been many nothings that lasted eternities. But we’ll never hear of those.
— A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking’
Due-Ad7383

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