Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
British remake of Squid Game called Soggy Biscuit
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) October 7, 2021
14.
I hate it when people find out what food you hate and then swear you've never had it when it's ripe or prepared properly.
"You're right! I've been eating it off the floor. That's the problem. Teach me how to live."
— Destry Monteith Broderick (@DestryBrod) October 10, 2021
15.
Oh well thank you for narrowing it down for me there pic.twitter.com/LQBCIS0ZW4
— 🎃Elle-O-Ween🎃 (@ellle_em) October 9, 2021
16.
Dont speak Italian to goats pic.twitter.com/HV24SoxP9P
— Kalda (@kaldablue) October 13, 2021
17.
when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
— i praydalor my sodakeep (@almondtiddies) October 10, 2021
18.
When u at a sleepover and they forget to give u a blanket pic.twitter.com/JZjmRFDWfv
— Natalie (@jbfan911) October 9, 2021
19.
Scary fact: in London, you are never more than 9 feet away from a branch of Prêt
— Mariaaaaaaarrrgghh SKreyems 🎃💀🪦👻🧡 (@MarianKeyes) October 11, 2021
20.
Janet, call the vet. I think the dogs melted. pic.twitter.com/wkZ5pB8mCR
— Paul (@bingowings14) October 8, 2021
21.
choosing to see my cat as an artist pic.twitter.com/BieBvJL9z3
— Emily Bernstein (@emilybern) October 10, 2021
22.
someone: “how’s the life going”
Life: pic.twitter.com/LnaVVqRKjG
— M Shah (@shahhmick) October 9, 2021
23.
Honest answers:
“Do you fancy jumping on a quick video call?”
“No thank you”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 13, 2021
24.
branch manager and assistant branch manager
(poddaroz_weimeraner IG) pic.twitter.com/6I6ZzclLa4— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) October 11, 2021
25.
I love that there was a period of time when it was like 'grrr someone should fix these robocalls' and then they never really did and now we just don't answer phones anymore
— Lord Businessman (@BusinessmanLego) October 12, 2021
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