‘What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?’ – 23 proper jaw droppers

Poke Staff. Updated October 7th, 2021

13.

‘That I have a very swan-like voice. She didn’t actually know what swans sound like. She was complimenting me on how I said “your coffee will be ready over there” when we were both working at a coffee shop.’
SmartAlec105

14.

‘My eyes were brown like a really nice table’
Editor-In-Queef

15.

‘“Your eyes protrude nicely from your head.” … thanks?’
mc1r-jen

16.

‘Your side profile would look good on a coin.’
trendymomblog

17.

‘gf’s grandma saw me eating a hamburger once, she said that I “ate like a cute squirrel”. wtf man’
Feifnir

18.

‘If there was ever a movie where an elf and a dwarf had a baby you could play it. Elfy face and dwarfy beard.’
Kunkyskunts

19.

‘”You look like you could be found not guilty of murder” – librarian.’
Tight-Try1908

20.

‘Your mind is like a kaleidoscope.’
MooMoo_Juic3

21.

‘I once had an old Hispanic lady that didn’t speak English who I didn’t know have someone she was with come over to me at a restaurant and ask if she could bless my eyes for me.

‘She said she wanted to bless them so nothing would ever happen to them because she’d never seen anything like them.’
_tarnationist_

22.

‘My wife – “You have a nice shaped skull”
AttemptingNormal

23.

‘Despite what everyone says about you, I still think you’re quite fun.’
Guava_

Source Reddit u/Smalie

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