25 favourite funny tweets of the week
The weekend is so close, we can almost touch it, but before we ditch the work clothes and put away the laptop, we present to you these 25 excellent tweets from the past week.
If you like them, give the tweeters a follow.
From Guardian Blind Date. This is not an example of perfect table manners. It's the behaviour of a psychopath. pic.twitter.com/mQG0oCEy1o
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 11, 2021
me: *clenching fists*
you're not my REAL hen king!
— Richie K (@RichieKanceled) September 10, 2021
Her: You like sea horses?
Me: Sure, me like ride horses too
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2021
Anubis wears Adidas. pic.twitter.com/eziAJqWUyR
— Alexander Glass (@Glassworks18) September 12, 2021
The Other 3 Are Just Silly Fun pic.twitter.com/eVvGUIX9ke
— batkaren (@batkaren) September 11, 2021
— bally singh (@putasinghonit) September 16, 2021
My friend with perfect hair said her secret is she only washes it every 10 days. So, from now on I’m going to make cleaner friends.
— Rachel Noise (@RachelNoise) September 12, 2021
How I look taking the 2000th photo of my dog sleeping pic.twitter.com/RW0HM5HW2n
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) September 10, 2021
One of the great Twitter typos: pic.twitter.com/jlTVAGHShh
— Paddy Briggs 🇪🇺🌈 🟥🟨🟩 (@PaddyBriggs) September 11, 2021
First day in the job, mostly fine, but do any of you know how to reverse? pic.twitter.com/n6GmV7ZU7G
— Evan 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ✊🏾 (@Evanderstap) September 11, 2021
Not sure that is his name.
(via. a source) pic.twitter.com/QVUF7jOmKf
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 13, 2021
A lot of vegetarians say that bacon is the thing they miss the most, but for me, it’s my mother who left when I was five.
— Ignacio Lopez is on tour! (@comedylopez) September 16, 2021