27 of the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from the last month
The summer holidays – such as they were – are over and the kids have nearly all gone back to school by now. For the moment, at least.
So what better time to enjoy these tweets about the many and varied joys of parenting that went viral over the last month.
Welcome to parenting. You have now become Kid’s Name’s Mom in everyone’s phone.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 16, 2021
My kids’ superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 30, 2021
My friends daughters hamster has been missing and feared dead for almost 2 weeks now.
Last night she forgot to wash up the paint tray after a day of decorating.
We now think the hamster may still be alive… pic.twitter.com/8ecp578uwP
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) August 10, 2021
Me: how was your first day?
12, in tears: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME MIDDLE SCHOOL DOESN’T HAVE A PLAYGROUND
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) September 2, 2021
ME AS A KID: i wish i was an adult so i could do whatever i want
ME AS AN ADULT: i wish i was a kid so i could do whatever i want
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 18, 2021
I was lightly scolded by my wife and oldest daughter for using the baby as a table. They’re just mad they didn’t think of it first. pic.twitter.com/BTUmJEcckM
— Terence (@TOPolk) August 28, 2021
Welcome to parenting. People who actually eat dirt will now criticize your cooking.
— The Nefarious A-Aron (@deeprocktees) August 16, 2021
At this point in my life, all of my clothes come from places that also sell groceries and tires.
— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) September 2, 2021
I just want to be as rich as my kids act like we are.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) August 3, 2021
While other parents are buying pencils & notebooks for back-to-school season, I'm gathering intel on the class mean girls in case my daughter needs to emotionally destroy them
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) August 26, 2021
As far as I can tell, parenthood is about desperately wanting my newborn to fall asleep so I can look at the 500 adorable photos I took of her that day.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) August 17, 2021
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