Dominic Raab said the ‘sea was closed’ when Kabul fell so he couldn’t have been paddleboarding – 17 saltiest takedowns

John Plunkett. Updated August 25th, 2021

10.

“I’m sorry, Mr Raab, but the sea is closed today.” pic.twitter.com/HmRiGjkbWZ

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) August 25, 2021

11.

Sorry I couldn’t come to work today, outside was closed.

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) August 25, 2021

12.

Dominic Raab denies he was on the beach when Kabul fell and I believe him. Far more likely he was in the Jacuzzi.

— Otto English (@Otto_English) August 25, 2021

13.

Sounds like his teacher made him write about the six weeks' holidays

'We went on holiday. It was good. The beach was nice but the sea was closed. The Taliban made me sad.' https://t.co/wG6FBnwdGM

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 25, 2021

14.

Raab: ‘The sea was closed.’ pic.twitter.com/ljRtaXkYmR

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) August 25, 2021

15.

i was the one who told dominic raab the sea was closed. i put a hand-made sign on the beach seconds before he got there and snickered at him from behind a palm tree as he believed it. on his way back he ran into a wall i'd painted a tunnel on and made a growling sound

— thomas usher stan account (@joelgolby) August 25, 2021

16.

exclusive footage of Dominic Raab serving a notice to the sea that it must Open pic.twitter.com/0v5Le5S1yV

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) August 25, 2021

17.

Raab’s drowning not swimming' https://t.co/HI6z2voXJ7

— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) August 25, 2021

To conclude, this.

Arguably the most damning thing about Raab's R4 interview is that he's had a week to invent excuses and these were the best he could come up with.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) August 25, 2021

And this.

'THEY FINALLY, REALLY DID IT! YOU MANIACS! YOU CLOSED THE SEA' pic.twitter.com/dkOCKds5Gw

— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) August 25, 2021

Source Twitter @MattChorley

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