Our 25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
No one makes fun of your cargo pants when you start pulling little bottles of liquor out of them at the PTA meeting
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 8, 2021
14.
Good morning to everyone except my dad who has been telling people I have 40,000 followers “on Tinder”.
— Joanna Hardy-Susskind (@Joanna__Hardy) August 12, 2021
15.
Succinctly put. pic.twitter.com/JGgjAqrwFb
— paul simpson (@paulsimpsonHN) August 10, 2021
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— Stan Cross (@tristandross) August 10, 2021
17.
My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) August 11, 2021
18.
I do predict I will die from a spider one day.
Not because I’ll get bit, but because I’ll be old and try to run from one and fall.
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) August 11, 2021
19.
Shoutout to hummingbirds. They don't know the words to ANY songs but keep on singing anyway. Shine on you feathered diamonds.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) August 11, 2021
20.
Any day you don't get a Smash Mouth song stuck in your head is a good day.
— 1.21 Rickawatts (@notsoevilrick) August 10, 2021
21.
Me: *walks outside*
Mosquitoes: there he is— Iron Bran (@strangestatic) August 10, 2021
22.
‘Why were you banned from the aquarium Dave?’ pic.twitter.com/3L4JvJD7ND
— Tuppence Pennyapple III (@fabulucy) August 9, 2021
23.
"… a lovely day out was marred when my toddler went to pet a goat and scorched all the flesh off her right hand. Cafe lovely. Clean toilets" pic.twitter.com/aIEXUVGoJj
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) August 11, 2021
24.
Kids today dont know how good they have it, with their tablets and iPads. When I was their age all I had was lice.
— 🍀Yukon Gold🍁 (@GrahamKritzer) August 10, 2021
25.
Waking up an hour before my alarm, and then trying to go back to sleep:
What I think I'll get vs. what I really get. pic.twitter.com/AIsO67tgwz— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) August 12, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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