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People are sharing their favourite insults – 23 of the funniest and most savage

13.

‘If you were any more inbred you’d be a fucking sandwich.’
Chees3L0rd

14.

‘I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person in the world, you just better hope they don’t die.’
HoosierinMo

15.

‘I read “you complete spatula” somewhere on Reddit once and it always stuck with me.’
Psychological-Top

16.

‘The only thing smaller than your dreams is the likelihood of you achieving them.’
Romanovachev

17.

‘My baby cousin was like 12 and she observed my very rotund brother and his very tall, skinny girlfriend and said genuinely, “You guys make a perfect 10!”

‘May be the funniest unintentional insult I’ve heard.’
mattatee

18.

“I don’t know what wrong with you, but I’m sure it’s hard to pronounce.”
docungurus

19.

‘I think your family tree is a wreath.’
xlxmassxlx

20.

“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you …” is one I like to use when some dolt isn’t getting a simple concept …’
nubsauce87

21.

‘If they’re being a dick to you: “I’ve heard worse from better people”
shoricho

22.

‘For me it’s, “Straighten your back you banana shaped f*ck.”
MysticMalachi

23.

‘You push a lot of doors that say “pull” dont you?’
Klown1327

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