Pings, variants and bad driving – 19 funny tweets about the pandemic
Between the rising case numbers, vaccine passports and who can or can’t do daily tests instead of self-isolating, there’s a lot going on with the pandemic. These 19 tweets probably won’t make any of it clearer, but they will give you a few laughs.
1.
Kevin Bacon tests positive. Whole world pinged.
— Andy White Comedian (@AndyJWhite) July 22, 2021
2.
One thing I’m going to miss about the pandemic is walking into a public toilet and saying “…something terrible happened here” ominously because of all the yellow tape over every other urinal, sink, and hand dryer.
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 15, 2021
3.
Nobody:
COVID: pic.twitter.com/bxV2lz8K8N
— cheryl canning. (@willtbh) July 17, 2021
4.
yes all the lifeguards have been pinged so just be careful when you swim near Jaws pic.twitter.com/76wGRnIpMh
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) July 24, 2021
5.
It is extremely disappointing that young people are attending crowded nightclubs. Nobody could have predicted that they would do exactly what we said they could.#DowningStreetBriefing#FreedomDay
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) July 19, 2021
6.
Is driving like a knobend an unknown symptom of Covid as there seems to be an awful lot of complete and utter harsenholes on the roads lately.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) July 20, 2021
7.
I’m tired of these boring little variant names bro make them sound scary!! Gamma is too soft, call it Deathwind or The Lung Scorpion or something!
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) July 22, 2021
8.
Can we start a conspiracy theory that anyone who follows me on Twitter, or tweets me, gets a micro-chip in their head which automatically vaccinates them? I need to get these covid-denying loons out of my cyber airspace and this seems the quickest way.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 21, 2021
9.
My state's new COVID vaccination ad by the performing arts community is like "get vaccinated or so help me God, we'll stage another Zoom concert".
— DΛVID (@_davidlucas_) July 19, 2021
