Jeff Bezos blasted into space and Twitter went into orbit – 19 funniest jokes

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In general, good journalistic practice is to be clinical and wordy.

INCORRECT: “Jeff Bezos took off in a dong-rocket.”

CORRECT: “…rocket that was much like a piece of male genitalia in appearance, and to be specific, not the testicles; we’re talking about the penis here.”

— Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) July 20, 2021

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Bit harsh #BlueOrigin #AmazonReview pic.twitter.com/AIzxZBL61F

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 20, 2021

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The other billionaires really missed a trick by not buying everyone on the planet an ape costume while Bezos was in space and starting the greatest prank ever.

— Dave (@davechannel) July 20, 2021

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jeff bezos didn’t even go to space! he just got super high which nobody congratulates me for??

— Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) July 20, 2021

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At least billionaire Jeff Bezos designed his spacecraft to look like a dick to let aliens know there was one on board.

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) July 20, 2021

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All of these idiots only want to go to space so they can live on the moon and somehow pay even less tax.

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) July 20, 2021

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The entire internet watching Jeff Bezos fly into space. pic.twitter.com/3g7bxjNETM

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 20, 2021

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Life is Austin Powers now. pic.twitter.com/G4MPEd0XWv

— Karl’s farm hand (@MotherofPups) July 20, 2021

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Nice penis rocket now let your workers unionize.
pic.twitter.com/Zx5T7YflrM

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 20, 2021

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Source Twitter @BBCWorld