Jeff Bezos blasted into space and Twitter went into orbit – 19 funniest jokes
In general, good journalistic practice is to be clinical and wordy.
INCORRECT: “Jeff Bezos took off in a dong-rocket.”
CORRECT: “…rocket that was much like a piece of male genitalia in appearance, and to be specific, not the testicles; we’re talking about the penis here.”
— Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) July 20, 2021
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 20, 2021
The other billionaires really missed a trick by not buying everyone on the planet an ape costume while Bezos was in space and starting the greatest prank ever.
— Dave (@davechannel) July 20, 2021
jeff bezos didn’t even go to space! he just got super high which nobody congratulates me for??
— Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) July 20, 2021
At least billionaire Jeff Bezos designed his spacecraft to look like a dick to let aliens know there was one on board.
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) July 20, 2021
All of these idiots only want to go to space so they can live on the moon and somehow pay even less tax.
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) July 20, 2021
The entire internet watching Jeff Bezos fly into space. pic.twitter.com/3g7bxjNETM
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 20, 2021
Life is Austin Powers now. pic.twitter.com/G4MPEd0XWv
— Karl’s farm hand (@MotherofPups) July 20, 2021
Nice penis rocket now let your workers unionize.
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 20, 2021
Source Twitter @BBCWorld
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