The 26 best reactions to the latest episode of ‘Dominic Cummings Sticks it to the Man’
Tory ministers last year
“Cummings is a good man”
Tory ministers this year
“Cummings is a liar”
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) July 20, 2021
a whole hour of listening to Dominic Cummings being interviewed and I think I might need to drive to Barnard Castle
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) July 20, 2021
The ultimate conman who never owns the con.
That’s some con!
— Reece Dinsdale 💙 (@reece_dinsdale) July 20, 2021
Ok well it’s been hard but my favourite quote is that Boris Johnson wanted to “build the world’s most stupid tunnel to Ireland.” #DominicCummings
— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) July 20, 2021
"I was hired because I was brilliant & I wanted to do good things because I was really influential & I made policy happen"
"Everyone ignored me & thought I was rubbish & I didn't do good things because I had no influence & none of the bad policies are my fault"
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 20, 2021
Dominic cummings after doing a shit on a dogs head- ‘I think its terrible that theres a shit on that dogs head’
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) July 20, 2021
I want someone who looks at me the way Dominic Cummings looks at interviewers questioning him about the referendum
— Niall Paterson (@skynewsniall) July 20, 2021
I'm only as worried about Carrie running the country as I was about #DominicCummings running it.
Obviously, the worst outcome of all is if we find out Boris Johnson is actually in charge.
— I Am Incorrigible FCA (@ImIncorrigible) July 20, 2021
There's an interesting bit in the Cummings interview where he says, of Brexit, "A lot of the Tory MPs on my side of the argument turned out to be morons" but sadly Laura Keunssberg doesn't say to him "And…you've never been tempted to do the maths on that?"
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) July 20, 2021
The revelations in Dominic Cummings’ interview have thrown a spanner into the works of a government now composed entirely of spanners.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 20, 2021
Andrew Neil watching Laura Kuenssberg interview Dominic Cummings pic.twitter.com/dLRvqtBc7T
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) July 20, 2021
Dominic Cummings – The Interview with Laura Kuenssberg pic.twitter.com/Um44NTEPdX
— Phil Breen (@PhilBreen4) July 20, 2021
Laura K: What did you do that for?
Dominic Cummings: pic.twitter.com/XN5ZGg7MVx
— Armani Syed (@armani_sy) July 20, 2021
Dominic Cummings must be so angry at the man who, more than anyone else, was responsible for Boris Johnson becoming PM, Dominic Cummings.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 20, 2021
Tiernan Douieb was as convinced as we were that there had been any kind of revelation.
I find it amazing that everyone was like ‘oooh but what will Cummings say’ as if we haven’t all been able to see exactly how shit everything has been by ourselves. It’s like witnessing your home being burgled but waiting to hear from one of the burglars how it went.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 20, 2021
Perhaps there’ll be a Cummings interview to clarify that it was a genuine scoop.
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