People’s guesses at Nigel Farage’s new job were far better than the real thing – 15 top suggestions

9.

Well, Little Mix are down a member. https://t.co/V1oaL4XxgC

— beth & the bowl of ennuitabix (@bethwritesstuff) July 17, 2021

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"I'm delighted to be taking over from Gwyneth as the new CEO of Goop" https://t.co/6NlF7av8z8

— The Devil has many bollocks, my friend (@LeonardEctric1) July 17, 2021

11.

He’s opening a white supremacist milliners called A Hat For Every Caucasian https://t.co/eFPA3VXfGX

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 17, 2021

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Just fans? pic.twitter.com/H5dk80qDea

— paul 💙 (@stimmo) July 17, 2021

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You're selling vitamin supplements on QVC? https://t.co/TmWXbtX6rs

— nick abbot (@NIAbbot) July 17, 2021

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I believe Priti Patel is recruiting concentration camp guards at the moment. https://t.co/0ZoxaVbSkQ

— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 17, 2021

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#kitileaks Nigel is going to present a daytime show on a minor TV channel. He was offered the job in desperation after I turned them down. pic.twitter.com/XgS6YFseP4

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 17, 2021

In ‘We truly are through the looking-glass’ news, Dominic Cummings had this all-too possible suggestion.

Surely the time has come for the Farage-ERG 'dogecoin'-style crypto-comedy launch… 'The Global Britain Freedom Coin'…? I hear the usual suspects have been touring the City looking for mugs… https://t.co/Fs5GV5RAn2

— Dominic Cummings (@Dominic2306) July 17, 2021

Oh, and the real job? It was always on the cards.

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