People shared the silly jokes they do to annoy their partner – 17 brilliant wind-ups

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I pretend to be angry and say “I’m going cycling, don’t wait up.” Then proceed to get on the stationary bike in the living room adjacent to the couch he’s sitting on.

— jess @spicygeminimemes (@spicygeminibabe) June 27, 2020

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if i put on lipstick all over my face like around my lips like a manic clown my husband laughs so hard he cries and has forbidden it from the house

— Burden Ernie (@stumblebee) June 27, 2020

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When I’m playing video games I tell my wife I’m dedicating my victory to her and she hates it.

— C. D. Ford (@c_d_ford) June 27, 2020

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I tell my wife more often than I’d like to admit that “I’ll be making a note on your performance evaluation”. She hates that. It’s been a decade.

— IAmTheScott (@scottb804) June 27, 2020

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My wife included “always laugh at your jokes” in her wedding vows. HUGE mistake

— John McNamee (@Piecomic) June 27, 2020

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I called The Hunger Games “The Hungry Games” for two years for this very reason

— katie (indoors) (@katefeetie) June 27, 2020

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I call my boyfriend sport and champ and bud like a midwestern dad because I’m 6 months older than him. He HATES it and then I squish his cheeks and say hes throwing a tantrum and I swear to god I can see his soul leave his body as he considers whether or not to dump me.

— Xan (@lilacxbreeze) June 27, 2020

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He also says “wow” like owen Wilson EVERY time he sees my tits (he saw it in a meme and refuses to stop) and it makes me die a little inside every time. pic.twitter.com/ZfJTluIxzN

— Xan (@lilacxbreeze) June 27, 2020

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These 27 funny parenting tweets go out to mums and dads everywhere

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