Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
"age is just a number" yeah the older i get the number i feel
— Ian Dukes (@ianpauldukes) June 9, 2021
14.
Had to quit my job as a glass blower.
I inhaled, and now I have a pane in my chest.— mariana Z (@mariana057) June 9, 2021
15.
Dude sent me a screenshot of his bank balance as if it were a dick pick so I asked him if he needed a loan and he blocked me
— Honey, as a bit (@benegotherit) June 4, 2021
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— jul (@lyrenthis) June 8, 2021
17.
It’s all kicking off on the notice board pic.twitter.com/CG5MB0aX7O
— Martin Doyle (@MartinDoyleIT) June 9, 2021
18.
a decision was made here pic.twitter.com/oyjL9JJfn0
— Spencer (@SpencerNeumann) June 8, 2021
19.
I don’t want to die with hate in my heart so I just want to tell you all I forgive you for making the kardashians famous
— octopus/caveman (@OctopusCaveman) June 10, 2021
20.
My library’s Mystery section does not play. pic.twitter.com/f8mwYTaix5
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) June 9, 2021
21.
I'm thankful for cell phones because carrying around 85,626 photos of my dog in my wallet wouldn't be easy.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 10, 2021
22.
Baby showers are weird like why are you asking us to crowdfund your baby
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 9, 2021
23.
This morning I called a girl I went to PRIMARY SCHOOL WITH and left a minute and a half message saying "who's a baby angel? You're a baby angel! You've got a hairy bum!!" etc coz I butt dialed her while cuddling my cat before I went to work. I still feel white-hot sick.
— Charlie Jamison (@CharlieJamison) June 9, 2021
24.
me: can I get uhhhh… what's in a combo number 5?
Lou Bega: *deep breath*
— Luke (@LloBrow) June 8, 2021
25.
Did a billionaire publish th– oh wait pic.twitter.com/0FZlRLBSrc
— P Nielsen Hayden (@pnh) June 10, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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