Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds had a secret wedding and Twitter threw shade, not confetti

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Boris’ wedding will lead to someone nailing a letter to a door of a church

— Bethany Black 🏳️‍⚧️ twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) May 30, 2021

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Every bride to be dreams that their wedding will be used as a last minute political distraction several months before it was originally planned…#boriswedding

— Sam Humphreys 🏴🚩 (@RhetoricalHype) May 29, 2021

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Very small with minimal guests and no extras is exactly what I'd expect from a wedding Boris had to pay for.

— Chris PG 🌈 twitch.tv/PapaGlitch_ (@_Papaglitch_) May 29, 2021

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Very clever of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds to have a hasty, secret wedding. Now they can both invoke marital privilege to prevent each other spilling the beans on each others misdeeds

— Tracy Smith (@tracyesmith4) May 29, 2021

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Congratulations to Boris and Carrie on their secret marriage 💜 pic.twitter.com/vaH4ixUtkF

— Andrew (@wisecur) May 30, 2021

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A secret wedding for Boris Johnson? He must have been astonished when he found out, and he’s still got no idea who paid for it.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 29, 2021

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About to do my first gig since lockdown – a wedding party in Westminster. Wish me luck!

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) May 29, 2021

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Johnson & Johnson https://t.co/IlgZiP1Dp9

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) May 29, 2021

Please spare a thought for those now in the firing line after the creation of a vacancy for mistress to the PM.

really hope I don’t get called up for national service to be Boris’ new mistress 😞

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 29, 2021

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