This furious note left at a village library is making everyone’s day better
The Yorkshire village of Cornholme has a little community-run free library where residents can not only borrow items but drop off books that they think others might want to read.
But it’s fair to say that not everyone is happy with the sort of thing that people are bringing along. We know this because they left a note that went wildly viral after it was shared by on Twitter by @JaneSamuels.
“Whoever is placing the copies of pornographic literature in here, stop! Cornholme is a good God-fearing Christian village.
“If this is to your liking may we suggest that you move to the cesspit that is Hebden Bridge.”
We don’t know anything about Cornholme and only a little bit about Hebden Bridge, but now we want to know more, a lot more.
And here are just a few of the many, many things people were saying about it.
Paid for by the Hebden Bridge Tourist Board.
— Nick Xylas (@nxylas) April 29, 2021
All the housewives trying to dump their Fifty shades trilogies,haha
— Kate S (@katesaunders13) April 29, 2021
The godless porn hub of Hebden Bridge 👍
— Alfie Gallagher (Comms Open) (@AlfieGallagher) April 29, 2021
Sodom and Gomorrah but with mills and crystal shops.
— Jane Samuels (@JaneSamuels) April 29, 2021
And here it is, the ‘cesspit that is Hebden Bridge’.
Look at this den of iniquity and low morals: pic.twitter.com/1jR3UVqiFS
— Benjamin Johns (@theoreticalb) April 29, 2021
Just in case anyone in Cornholme (surely everyone) wants to find out what they’re missing …
For anyone in the area wanting to go to Hebden Bridge pic.twitter.com/mDGK7JMZPN
— Tony D (@AntDickinson) April 29, 2021
Was it a joke? Well, maybe.
FYI, I’m not convinced this isn’t a joke (we also had a fake McDonalds and some very funny blue plaques about the place for a while).
— Jane Samuels (@JaneSamuels) April 29, 2021
But we love it either way.
No wonder house prices are booming #HebdenBridge pic.twitter.com/4rCgxDt17J
— ClaireEStorey (@ClaireEStorey) April 29, 2021
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Source Twitter @JaneSamuels
