The 25 funniest tweets of the week
Science indicates that gravity is at it’s strongest when you are transferring laundry from the washer to the dryer
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) April 27, 2021
Do not fly with a hangover. pic.twitter.com/rdxuTNeZcg
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) April 29, 2021
“Your mom so nice”
My mom after they leave: pic.twitter.com/JBkpkDgaG7
— “ (@Ohluwatoscene) April 26, 2021
Every dog owner: my puppy doesn’t bite, he is the sweetest thing
Their puppy: pic.twitter.com/XRnz4K1NKv
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) April 28, 2021
Ok, so we’ve already made them resistant to reason and with an absolute disregard for their own safety. But what if we, and now hear me out, also made them incredibly fast?
—God, creating toddlers
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) April 27, 2021
The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.
— Jason (@NickMotown) April 29, 2021
So glad I'm Gen X and not a millenial. It means I can blame boomers for wrecking the world, but from the comfort of my own home.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) April 27, 2021
Which scientific theory explains how I can’t open a jar but I can move a 500 pound bookcase to see what it looks like on the other wall?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 26, 2021
Mechanic: Make, model, year?
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) April 29, 2021
The coolest thing you can do under the age of 20 is sit on a roof
— Jig (@dummyjig) April 26, 2021
If they think this is the oldest water on earth they obviously haven’t looked inside the mop bucket in the men’s toilet at Charing Cross Station. pic.twitter.com/3HrlxkJsmW
— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) April 29, 2021
if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed
— tony (@tony_ferraro7) April 27, 2021
The makers of M&Ms and I have different ideas on what size should be called fun.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) April 28, 2021
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