The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
Science indicates that gravity is at it’s strongest when you are transferring laundry from the washer to the dryer
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) April 27, 2021
14.
Do not fly with a hangover. pic.twitter.com/rdxuTNeZcg
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) April 29, 2021
15.
“Your mom so nice”
My mom after they leave: pic.twitter.com/JBkpkDgaG7
— “ (@Ohluwatoscene) April 26, 2021
16.
Every dog owner: my puppy doesn’t bite, he is the sweetest thing
Their puppy: pic.twitter.com/XRnz4K1NKv
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) April 28, 2021
17.
Ok, so we’ve already made them resistant to reason and with an absolute disregard for their own safety. But what if we, and now hear me out, also made them incredibly fast?
—God, creating toddlers
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) April 27, 2021
18.
The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.
— Jason (@NickMotown) April 29, 2021
19.
So glad I'm Gen X and not a millenial. It means I can blame boomers for wrecking the world, but from the comfort of my own home.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) April 27, 2021
20.
Which scientific theory explains how I can’t open a jar but I can move a 500 pound bookcase to see what it looks like on the other wall?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 26, 2021
21.
Mechanic: Make, model, year?
Me: red
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) April 29, 2021
22.
The coolest thing you can do under the age of 20 is sit on a roof
— Jig (@dummyjig) April 26, 2021
23.
If they think this is the oldest water on earth they obviously haven’t looked inside the mop bucket in the men’s toilet at Charing Cross Station. pic.twitter.com/3HrlxkJsmW
— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) April 29, 2021
24.
if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed
— tony (@tony_ferraro7) April 27, 2021
25.
The makers of M&Ms and I have different ideas on what size should be called fun.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) April 28, 2021
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Simply 25 great tweets from the past week
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