The 25 funniest tweets of the week
We’ve done the leg work* so you’d have an entertaining snapshot of the past week to browse while you’re enjoying a tea break. Other liquid refreshments are available.
*scrolled through Twitter for hours and hours
I always feel like I’m flying the Millennium Falcon when we sit like this. pic.twitter.com/DkeKQIUr74
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) April 25, 2021
I am *this* close to adopting a bunch of cats and opening a bed & breakfast called HairBnB.
— Sooz (@CruisinSoozan) April 25, 2021
sorry… can't now, i’m busy nursing a hand cramp from getting a slightly bigger phone
— An English Human 🦄 r.f. (@English_Channel) April 25, 2021
To me he is Willem Dafriend
— Naomi Skwarna (@awomanskwarned) April 25, 2021
angel: whatcha making?
god: *pressing lion into grill with spatula* tiger
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 25, 2021
9 was yelling and throwing pencils & books around bc he couldn’t do his maths homework so I sat down with him to help and now 9 and I are both yelling and throwing pencils & books around bc we can’t do his maths homework
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 25, 2021
Who exactly is this sign for?
Do they think we’re bringing our own geese? pic.twitter.com/nXsod3bY1K
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 24, 2021
The fact that Elvis was drafted into the military at the height of his stardom is so crazy to me. Like imagine you’re in the middle of a war and ya hear someone shout “cover me” and it’s Beyoncé
— Steeven Jay (@steeve_again) April 24, 2021
the fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive https://t.co/ClMWTPK8Jt
— royce hall (@filadisruptor) April 25, 2021
IDEA: Petition to rename country “AAA United Kingdom” to make using drop-down menus easier.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) April 27, 2021
Celebrate your achievements with the absolute audacity of a Samsung washing machine. pic.twitter.com/F8gT2g3xIw
— Madeleine MacMahon (@Madi_MacMahon) April 25, 2021
Finally, somewhere I can take my Croissant Bernard. pic.twitter.com/4nPsTEq9iz
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 28, 2021
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