Simply 13 favourite funny tweets about the pandemic
This week, some people have been out in a beer garden, had a haircut or even sat in a friend’s garden. Lucky them.
Meanwhile on Twitter, funny people have been joking about being able to do that – and more.
Here are a few favourites.
nurse giving me the vaccine: do you care which side?
me: the sharp one
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 14, 2021
my vaccine lady held out the little Moderna vial to me like a sommelier would show you a wine bottle and i sort of panicked and said "yes perfect thank you" like a fucking idiot
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) April 11, 2021
fully vaccinated and about to show the geese in this parking lot who’s boss
— Rubsomedirtonit™️ (@_rubdirtonit) April 11, 2021
Trying to explain to my 2018 self that in a few years being allowed by the government to get a normal haircut will make him shit himself with glee and he’s looking at me like I just said “also don’t mock Jedward, they’re fucking heroes”
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 13, 2021
Girl. Outside is expensive. Lock us back up!
— LeTroy (@mrLdavis) April 12, 2021
am really worried now that this Autumn we will be hit by a new variant of Laurence Fox
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) April 13, 2021
AT this stage, I'd happily take a shot of any of these rejected vaccines in the balls.
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) April 14, 2021
As someone who got the J&J shot last week, so far my only side effect has been the ability to control geese with my mind
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 13, 2021
me for the last 400 days: I wanna go out
government: you can now
— B O L L O C K S (@itsallbollocks) April 13, 2021
I took my kids to a restaurant for the first time in a year.
Turns out the pandemic was not the only reason I was avoiding taking them in public
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 14, 2021
Restaurants that call coleslaw 'slaw' should be the last ones allowed to open up
— Jim Smith (@standupfarmer) April 15, 2021
I’m not saying over a year in quarantine has messed with me but a tiny lizard got into my apartment and I was like, “oh good, you made it.”
— Kendra Alvey 👻 (@Kendragarden) April 9, 2021
Feed a cold, starve a fever, wine and nacho a vaccination
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 14, 2021
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