People are listing the things you still can’t do after vaccination using familiar plots – 17 favourites

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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel to New Jersey and use your powers of magic and mind control to imprison an entire town forcing them to live out your fantasy of a classic sitcom marriage with your synthezoid husband. Jesus. It's called, wear a mask, people.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) April 7, 2021

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being vaccinated does NOT mean that you can separate your twin daughters during your divorce and move to napa while your wife moves to london and then never tell your daughters that they have a twin sister AND a living parent, leading to them meeting each other at summer camp…

— sey smythe (@sey_anything) April 7, 2021

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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can be high on the hill with a lonely goatherd lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

— pesky’s pole dancer (@doinkpatrol) April 8, 2021

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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can run around London engaging in multiple drunken one-night stands while trying to run the guinea-pig themed café you started with your best friend who died because of YOUR actions

— Sammy (@thesammyhannah) April 8, 2021

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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel to a remote Scottish island to investigate the disappearance of a young girl only to find yourself embroiled in an allegorical depiction of Christianity vs paganism culminating in your being burned alive in a dramatic pagan ritual.

— jumbly girl (@Sorrelish) April 8, 2021

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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can hop in a van with three of your friends and a dog to solve mysteries

— Gavin Buurma (@BuurmaGavin) April 7, 2021

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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel with twelve dwarves and a wizard to rob a dragon

— the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch) April 7, 2021

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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can pose as an english tutor for the daughter of a rich family and contrive a twisted but symbiotic relationship between your family and theirs which ends in a violent tragedy that reveals the hopelessness of living within a capitalist system

— William Yu 유규호 (@its_willyu) April 8, 2021

To conclude – not even gods are off the hook.

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can take the form of various people or animals and seduce any woman or man that catches your eye, thereby creating a realm of demigod offspring

— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) April 8, 2021

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Yet another anti-vaxxer destroyed with their own logic

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