13 satisfying times Piers Morgan was gloriously owned by Dan Walker

8.

On ratings (part two)

Who has switched from watching dreary @BBCBreakfast to @GMB recently?
Best answers get a retweet.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018

Hands up if this guff is tedious? ✋🏻
You’re closer to ‘Paw Patrol’ than you are to us 😂😂 https://t.co/IBTW0Tab2q

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018

9.

On twitter followers

My current Twitter following:
6,527,206.
And 'Mr Popular' @mrdanwalker's:
506,352.

(no, I didn't miss a digit off his..) pic.twitter.com/VKmjNUt94Q

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package 📦 https://t.co/djsFv1Q7t5

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018

10.

‘On a slightly less positive note …’

Less than 3 hours kip? Nothing that a little toast with peanut butter can’t remedy 😋
See you on #BBCbreakfast from 6 with @louiseminchin who looks annoyingly refreshed 😂 pic.twitter.com/dkNj7FgLwv

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018

Luxury.. I had 2.45hrs. Gone for the porridge & honey cure. On a positive note, I still look better than you. https://t.co/lcjapyT8JS

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 13, 2018

On a slightly less positive note… hardly anyone is watching you
👀😂😉
Enjoy your porridge https://t.co/VsnvF2fwOr

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018

11.

On playing golf together

Some bloke on the longest drive hole at the @BMWPGA #ForeRight @EuropeanTour pic.twitter.com/xeRMPYuFWa

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018

Piers meeting some of his fans at the @BMWPGA 😂 pic.twitter.com/wHCYZmmA8S

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018

12.

On ratings (part 3)

BREAKING: Last week, Good Morning Britain had its highest audience share since the show started 4yrs ago.
Thanks for watching!
(Anyone got a lifeboat for @mrdanwalker… 😂) @GMB pic.twitter.com/E2NylhRZu2

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 21, 2018

I’ll keep it simple… WE GET DOUBLE THE AUDIENCE 😂🏆
“Just can’t get excited by silver and bronze medals. You win or you lose. Gold is all that matters” Piers Morgan, August 2016#TearsForPiers 🥈
Thanks for watching https://t.co/2WgPADjxgK

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 21, 2018

13.

And finally …

Sorry to hear the news about your departure from GMB @piersmorgan

If you’d like to come on the UK’s number 1 breakfast show to talk about it… we could make some space for you in the morning 👍🏻

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 9, 2021

We can expect a bit less of this sort of thing now Morgan has left Good Morning Britain, but it probably won’t be long until normal service resumes. Until then, last word to Walker who had this to say today.

To all the shouty, sweary people telling me I’m nothing like you know who… thank you 🙏🏻

If you want a programme happy to exploit issues like mental health to create controversy, division & clicks I’m delighted to say… you’re in the wrong place.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 10, 2021

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