Our 17 favourite new lockdown laughs
10.
Cannot wait for the vaccine. I miss licking my friend’s faces in poorly ventilated indoor areas
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) February 28, 2021
11.
It has been found that the German word for social distancing, "Mindestabstandsregelung," is itself 6feet long.
— Eric Neumann (@ericneumannpsyc) March 2, 2021
12.
its a wasted PR move if no festival get The Vaccines on their lineups this summer
— Rhys Fields 🏴 (@RhysFields) March 3, 2021
13.
has anyone else not been to the dentist since Covid and also not for the five years before that
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 3, 2021
14.
Everyone facing a second birthday to be ruined by covid should be given the vaccine by way of an apology
— fudy jinnegan (@alexeptable) March 3, 2021
15.
can’t believe Meghan took a pangolin to that wet market in Wuhan a year ago honestly what was she thinking
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) March 4, 2021
16.
Tying my boyfriend up like a horse outside the restaurant I’m eating inside of after I’m vaccinated and he’s not
— Ms. Hole LLC (@sludge_girl) March 1, 2021
17.
Ok, we’re all getting impatient now. Let’s do the rest of lockdown as a montage.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 2, 2021
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