Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more pretentious the opening line of an article, the less the writer actually has to say.
Luckily for you, all the heavy lifting in this post has been done by 25 very funny people.
If they make you laugh, give them a follow,
Had a glass of prosecco catch me commenting ‘lovely xx’ on your instagram posts in 30 mins
— Morgane le Fay☾ (@morgancrawf) February 26, 2021
Just found out I’ve failed my biology exam. Obviously I'm not happy about it but I guess I'll have to take it on the sticky out bit just below my speak hole.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 4, 2021
What a way to make a living. pic.twitter.com/vWQOuhYEze
— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) February 26, 2021
Lois: Why can't I find a boyfriend like you?
Superman: What about that Clark fellow? He seems cool
Lois: Who? Speccy McSpecface?
Lois: Are you crying?
— Dr Pessimus Prime – Lockdown is tough edition (@BigJDubz) February 28, 2021
Emergency contact? I don't even like being a regular contact.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 4, 2021
I wish the Earth were flat so I could take a giant broom and sweep the flat Earthers right off it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 28, 2021
remember the insane stuff we used to do as kids? like get sleepy, go to bed, and wake up not sleepy
— Ian Dukes Injustice Rejecter (@ianpauldukes) February 28, 2021
me: worms cannot fully express my love for you, but they'll try
girlfriend: you mean words lol
me: *shooing away flock of birds* just open the box babe
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) February 27, 2021
Somewhere in the world right now there are several people trying to spell hamster with the letter P
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) February 27, 2021
Me clicking “leave meeting” while everybody saying bye pic.twitter.com/W8fAsvzw8z
— Silve (@Priiish_) March 4, 2021
Wow, ITV's daytime offerings have become really intense. pic.twitter.com/Sa6rCoFqTK
— Tasha Dhanraj (@tashadhanraj) March 1, 2021
muhammad ali: float like a butterfly
muhammad ali: sting like a bee
jellyfish: i am nailing this
— randy (@randyfactory) March 1, 2021
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