‘Higgins can’t swim!’

Poke Staff. Updated March 2nd, 2021

It’s still early but leading contender for poster of the week is this one.

It’s an appeal for information about a missing Roomba, shared by CheeseBugLag over on Reddit, that really does go the extra mile to raise a smile.

‘Higgins’ is also the best name for a Roomba. Possibly for anything.

‘Ours is named Mark Suckerberg.’ IceManJim

‘Good one. We call ours Dustin.’ SniffCheck

‘We named ours J. Edgar because he’s a Hoover looking for dirt.’ pudinnhead

And it prompted this gag which is an old one but a very, very good one.

‘Unfortunately he won’t survive in the wild. Nature abhors a vacuum.’ badfan

Don’t read this if you don’t like downbeat endings though.

‘Higgins was probably caught, factory reset under the lid and renamed with a new dock. I’ll guess in a pawn shop or in a new home under a new alias.’ c0mad0r

Gutted.

Source Reddit u/CheeseBugLag