People are sharing the hilariously unrealistic things people do in films and TV – 27 favourites
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Hello, I am a person in a movie who had received a blow to the head with sufficient force to render me unconscious. I will shortly wake up and rub my head briefly. I will suffer no other ill effects.
— Niall R. Thotep (@Psychonaut99) February 26, 2021
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Hello, I’m an air vent in a film. My cover is always loose, I’m wide enough for someone to climb into, and replace the loose cover without a trace. I lead to sure escape.
— Susan (@honeybee70) February 27, 2021
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Hello. I am a teenager in a film or tv drama and, because the drainpipe outside my window has been reinforced to hold my weight, at night, I rarely leave the house via the front door. https://t.co/iRI7zN9pRv
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) February 27, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never use the toilet. https://t.co/CX9arrbtI6
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 26, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I arrange to meet someone later I have no need to specify a time or place. https://t.co/IIvhOBGmB0
— Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier (@sispurrier) February 27, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I wake up, before even opening my eyes, I feel the pillow next to me to see if the person I fell asleep with is still there or not. https://t.co/85vJnXDxYZ
— Samantha Horley (@SamanthaHorley) February 26, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and I get all my personal news from the TV behind the bar. https://t.co/Rd7xEH1Kjq
— Dan Thomas (@dan_thom) February 26, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I’m driving I turn my head to talk to my passenger for far too long. https://t.co/ietv4rV8Fb
— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart) February 27, 2021
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Hello, I’m a character in a film who looks a lot like another character because the casting director is a moron & it takes you the first hour to realise I’m one of two different people which utterly fucks up what you thought the story was.
— Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🇳🇱 🥪 (@CliveWismayer) February 27, 2021
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and I will never eat a full meal from beginning to end. https://t.co/I0ZewrtDZH
— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) February 27, 2021
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Hello . I am a person in a film or tv drama and I never get to speak into a microphone in public without it feeding back first https://t.co/qVEsb0OKKV
— DavidGArnold (@DavidGArnold) February 27, 2021
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Hello. I am a man in a film who is having a piss. I do not appear to shake my cock at the end of my piss. I just put my cock back in my pants, miraculously quickly, without appearing to zip my trousers up, and without getting any droplets of piss on my clothes or the floor.
— Tom Cox (@cox_tom) February 26, 2021
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Hello. I am a bombmaker in a film. I thoughtfully colour code the wires I use to give the hero a fighting chance.
— Andy Mac (@AndyMac0111) February 26, 2021
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Hello. I am a book on a shelf in a period drama and I already look very old when I am supposed to look new. https://t.co/mHfRUZimWA
— davidallengreen (@davidallengreen) February 27, 2021
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