Our 25 favourite funny tweets from this week
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Rod Stewart's looking good pic.twitter.com/NyDIluG4KE
— Nick Ruskell (@Nick_Ruskell) February 15, 2021
14.
wife: have you seen the dog bowl?
me: *imagining it* no but I want to
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) February 17, 2021
15.
Pretend you're in A Quiet Place by trying to eat a packet of crisps without your dog showing up to stare at you
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) February 15, 2021
16.
some advice for young journalists: find and photograph the Spider-Man
— JP (@jpbrammer) February 15, 2021
17.
I had one job – to log into a trade/builders website and request a handyman. Instead it appears that I've advertised myself as the handman and just received an email for a request to put up a shed?😐
— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) February 16, 2021
18.
My son found a chocolate wrapper this morning and started interrogating me about it. I realized my wife and I basically run an underground speakeasy from 8-11 every night and we’re trying not to get caught by our two toddler landlords.
— Scott Reintgen (@Scott_Thought) February 15, 2021
19.
Asking all my friends for advice until I find one stupid enough to agree with the dumb thing I already did.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 16, 2021
20.
Medieval illustrations are just a constant fountain of joy!
My therapist: "inconvenienced scrotum chin bird isn't real."
Inconvenienced scrotum chin bird: pic.twitter.com/6hT4jxK10e— Gregor Schwayer (@gremisch) February 18, 2021
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— Adrian (@adrianmyreality) February 17, 2021
22.
stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed
— e ☻ (@eemannnnn__) February 17, 2021
23.
everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power
— tony (@tony_ferraro7) February 19, 2021
24.
If someone shrunk their kids today they'd be cancelled, straight up
— Kyle Harris (@heykyleharris) February 17, 2021
25.
You think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? You haven't met Deliberately Misunderstanding Your Tweet Due To Some Minor Grammatical Ambiguity.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) February 19, 2021
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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