Our 18 favourite funny Valentine’s Day tweets
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HaPpY VaLeNtInEs from Mr X pic.twitter.com/D2bsjJNN97
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) February 14, 2021
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Girls don't want flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day, girls want to exit the Underworld without anyone turning around thus sending them back
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) February 12, 2021
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Ladies, be your own Valentine. Buy yourself chocolates. Order yourself flowers. Bring yourself the head of your own enemy after seven years of bloody warfare to prove yourself worthy of your affection. It's called self-care.
— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) February 14, 2021
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How to win over your date this Valentines:
– book a hotel in a small village for the weekend
– search the local newspaper archives for a grisly unsolved murder
– team up together to crack the cold case
– catch the real killer— Cheish (@TheCheish) February 13, 2021
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‘Look her in the eye… and tell her you’re not getting her a valentines card’ pic.twitter.com/yMdPOUDOom
— Jenny Collier (@Jenjencollier) February 12, 2021
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Last week my husband asked me what I wanted for Valentine’s Day and I said nothing and today he has given me nothing for Valentine’s Day and he can’t understand why I’m mad at him.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 14, 2021
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Charles Manson got a girlfriend while he was in prison. So if you're single on Valentine's day, maybe you should try going to prison.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) February 13, 2021
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Tupps Terrible ideas no. 14
Valentines meal deal for two but you get one meal, 2 bottles of Prosecco, a bigger box of chocolates, a pouch of cat food and a bag of dreamies.— Tuppence Pennyapple III (@fabulucy) February 13, 2021
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Valentine’s Day puts a lot of pressure on new relationships, so stay calm, don’t try too hard, and assume that, no matter what, you’ll fail miserably.
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) February 13, 2021
Bonus: Is it even Valentine’s Day if you don’t receive a personalised pork pie?
Romance certainly still alive in Otley. pic.twitter.com/yX3BUszLJQ
— Stuart Warriner (@StuartWarriner) February 12, 2021
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