Everybody hates e-mails: the collection – 14 funny favourites

8.

Them: I hope this email finds you well.

Me: *eating bagel bites in my pajamas at 4 PM* It does not

— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) January 13, 2021

9.

Sex is great, but have you experienced no new work e-mails first thing in the morning?

— 🇺🇸 😷 Rock Me SAMadeus 🧴 🇮🇹 (@SamRC1987) January 14, 2021

10.

Me: *sends email writing PFA*

File that i forgot to attach: pic.twitter.com/jJmJs2j9SZ

— Akash (@vaderakash) January 16, 2021

11.

I hope this email finds you well pic.twitter.com/ZRkKeMmlNe

— Paul (@bingowings14) January 25, 2021

12.

at least when the ancients ended up in limbo they didn't have ticketmaster sending regular emails about cool events that might never happen

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) January 14, 2021

13.

Nearly sent a work email this morning with “loop you in” autocorrected to “poop you in”. That’s why you should always poopread

— Sara Gibbs (@Sara_Rose_G) January 14, 2021

14.

"Once covid is over" is starting to sound a lot like "I'll wait for a quiet moment before I reply to this important e-mail"

— Elisa Granato 🦠🔬 (@Prokaryota) January 25, 2021

Historian and author, Greg Jenner, is keeping up with the times.

I don’t start my emails with: “I hope you’re well?”

I start them with: “I hope you’re the wellerman, here to bring me sugar, tea, and rum?”

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) January 18, 2021

And his sign-off message is ‘Sent from my Aye-Phone’.

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