The 15 sharpest responses to the government’s excuse for stopping vaccinations at 8 pm
Vaccine? Stick me down for 4am and I'd go.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) January 11, 2021
Of course nobody is CLAMOURING for a 2am vaccine, I'd PREFER 10am but you seriously misread the mood if you think we wouldn't 'clamour' if that's what it took. https://t.co/uZg7eGEgcy
— jennylandreth (@jennylandreth) January 11, 2021
I'd happily camp overnight for a week on the pavement of Wolverhampton's Dudley St to get my parents the jab. https://t.co/kRSuJA88mi
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) January 11, 2021
A vaccine? After eight at night? With my reputation? pic.twitter.com/EZ6EKTyG4l
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) January 11, 2021
Downing Street: nobody is clamouring for 8pm vaccines
Everyone on Twitter: pic.twitter.com/ad1p4qVe5J
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) January 11, 2021
give me the vaccine at 4am I'll bring a bag of cans who gives a fuck https://t.co/svrFFhwZCb
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 11, 2021
"There's not a clamour for adequately compensating healthcare staff for unsociable working hours" https://t.co/Bovb0Tulrk
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) January 11, 2021
We suspect Happy Toast might be onto something here.
No 10 now panicking as the entire nation says 'any time of day is fine' and they realise their excuse for not being able to give out jabs as previously promised is in tatters. https://t.co/QH9DDtJk9F
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 11, 2021
While Dominic Minghella read between the lines.
Remember when the pandemic hit, and they stopped testing? The NHS website told those with symptoms "You don't need a test" when they meant "We don't have enough tests." Now Johnson is saying "You don't want vaccines (after 8pm)" when he means "We don't have enough vaccines."
— Dominic Minghella (@DMinghella) January 11, 2021