Donald Trump’s been permanently suspended by Twitter – 23 favourite jokes
12.
Donald Trump has gotten thrown off Twitter 3 times tonight, which is the same number of times he lost the Georgia vote in 2020.#TrumpBanned
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 9, 2021
13.
Congrats to Twitter for giving Donald Trump the harshest punishment he’s ever received.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 9, 2021
14.
Twitter just impeached Donald Trump.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) January 8, 2021
15.
Retweet if you have more Twitter followers than Donald Trump
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) January 9, 2021
16.
BREAKING: Christopher Plummer will now tell Kevin where the lobby is in Home Alone 2
— Arturo R. Garcia (@aboynamedart) January 9, 2021
17.
Person, woman, man, twitter, suspended.
— Grande Capo (@VoLinxx) January 9, 2021
18.
https://twitter.com/KathyBurke/status/1347687810543849474?s=20
19.
3 things @BarackObama has that @realDonaldTrump doesn’t:
1. Abs
2. A Nobel Prize
3. A Twitter account— Moe Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) January 8, 2021
20.
You can't even use social media to incite a coup with an army of white supremacist wrongbrained dildos anymore freedom of speech is under attack
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 8, 2021
21.
Donald Trump reacts well to the news that his Twitter account is permanently suspended.#TrumpBanned#TrumpTwitterBan pic.twitter.com/u885GArO9E
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) January 8, 2021
22.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Realdonaldtrump
Realdonaldtrump who?
That's showbusiness folks! pic.twitter.com/tmXRN83NRx
— Otto English (@Otto_English) January 8, 2021
23.
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— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 8, 2021
Also this.
So brave of @Twitter to ban him just as multiple years of insanely dangerous propaganda is but days from losing its power. #inspiring
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) January 9, 2021
And this.
Donald Trump taking a poo without twitter to occupy him, just staring dead ahead like an abandoned horse.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 9, 2021
