Donald Trump’s been permanently suspended by Twitter – 23 favourite jokes
Another ray of light breaking through the gloom today after Donald Trump’s suspension from Twitter was made permanent.
Twitter said Trump’s account had been removed ‘due to the risk of further incitement of violence’ and said it had taken the decision ‘after close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account’.
Of course, it could all go wrong if the so-called president takes out his frustration on the nuclear codes, but for now let’s enjoy some of the things people were saying about it today.
Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
— John Barron (@barronjohn1946) January 9, 2021
I can't believe Twitter just destroyed Donald Trump's entire Presidential Library.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) January 8, 2021
Digitally remove him from Home Alone 2 next
— Joseph Longo (@josephlongo_) January 8, 2021
We are officially terminating Donald J. Trump's Blockbuster account and will seek litigation to collect his $35,670.42 in late fees.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) January 9, 2021
Awfully cruel of Twitter to sever Donald Trump Jr's only connection to his father
— Ari Cohn (@AriCohn) January 8, 2021
And how is YOUR day going? pic.twitter.com/56SHIiWCPB
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) January 8, 2021
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 8, 2021
Twitter suspending every account Trump tries to get on pic.twitter.com/ccv7o5nwU8
— Chris Branch (@cbranch89) January 9, 2021
i will always remember where i was when donald trump was suspended from twitter. i was on twitter
— jonny sun has a new book coming out in april! (@jonnysun) January 8, 2021
I guess I'll go read a book
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) January 8, 2021
HAVE YOU GOT A TWITTER ACCOUNT? pic.twitter.com/HSjkqRkb7o
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 8, 2021