The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
Men: I’m sick babe
Me: did you take any medicine
Men: plan my funeral
— (@justky1018) January 2, 2021
14.
putting soup in a square tupperware…… it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
— charlie (@chunkbardey) January 6, 2021
15.
HILARIA: What a week, huh?
ALEC BALDWIN : Halaria, es Miercoles.— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) January 7, 2021
16.
Ever since my wife was bitten by that radioactive owl she makes all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) January 7, 2021
17.
🛑 STOP 🛑
you've reached the doomscrolling checkpoint. this is your reminder to take a break from doomscrolling
— Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach) January 6, 2021
18.
My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine "unrealistic."
— Nicholas Kaufmann (@TheKaufmann) January 7, 2021
19.
Thought I'd bought a second hand mirror today on Facebook Marketplace. Turns out, it was just a giant framed photo of someone taking a selfie. pic.twitter.com/juPh2UjA5h
— Sean Hegarty (@Sean_Hegarty) January 7, 2021
20.
wanna feel old? it’s still today
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) January 7, 2021
21.
Sigh, what is it this time, JFK? I’m a busy man pic.twitter.com/gD33hywhNG
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) January 7, 2021
22.
Say my name, say my name
Beyoncé-“Not Like That!”
— Nonchalant Charlotte (@jellybnbonanza) January 6, 2021
23.
Someone just retweeted 59 of my tweets.
I'm about to be murdered aren't I?
— Cecily Bumtrinket (@PettyRuxpin83) January 7, 2021
24.
I did one of those Twitter friend circles and the only thing that popped up was a bunch of fast food restaurants and a chiropractor
— Bart (@bartandsoul) January 7, 2021
25.
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) January 8, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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