The 25 funniest tweets of the week
In a week with shocking scenes bombarding the senses far more than is acceptable, we’ve really appreciated the people just making jokes on the internet.
We don’t ask anyone to clap for them on the doorstep, but if you like their tweets, give them a retweet and maybe even a follow.
If you're happy and you know it… pic.twitter.com/gXVK7G1cji
— Tracy Anderson-Powell (@DammitTracy) January 1, 2021
My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings:
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. The book I ordered about positive thinking
— ᴘɪᴘᴘɪ_ʟᴏɴɢ_sᴛᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ (@SarahSurgey1) January 2, 2021
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the pic.twitter.com/pgzMSWiLK9
— reni (@reniadeb) January 2, 2021
WOAH BLACK BETTY pic.twitter.com/Q0WM94s6ku
— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) January 4, 2021
Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.
My dog: I cannot walk any further because the leash has somehow gone behind my front leg.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 2, 2021
BRAIN: know what we need?
BRAIN: haha ur cute, no we need to know what the cast of The OC is up to these days
— *sigh*clops (@aotakeo) January 2, 2021
Do you remember going to raves?
Me neither. This is a rug under a coffee table pic.twitter.com/t1jUty2yIe
— (@TheBass_Abides) January 4, 2021
Funeral Director: open casket or closed
Schrödinger’s Widow: yes
— Crockett (@CrockettForReal) January 5, 2021
It all starts innocently enough, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows – it's a rocky road.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 6, 2021
My friend pointed out that the music for the Godfather and Coronation Street are indistinguishable for the first couple of seconds and I can't get over it.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) January 2, 2021
Kids refused to come out and we gave up trying to drag them so took the WiFi for a walk instead. pic.twitter.com/ShjLVrkqQj
— Simon Warren (@100Climbs) January 2, 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it* pic.twitter.com/Q764BDICa9
— janet (@djarinculture) January 2, 2021