Simply 23 jokes about the new national lockdown to help to take the edge off just a little bit
13.
Well, it’s good news if you like photos of banana bread on social media
— Alex Brooker (@alex_brooker) January 4, 2021
14.
Guys, from tomorrow I’ll be doing keep fit on zoom at 8, walking round my garden till 6 then doing a disco karaoke from 7. Fucked if I’m going to let it slip through my fingers again.
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) January 4, 2021
15.
The irony of BBC One replacing Still Open All Hours for Boris Johnson's lockdown announcement pic.twitter.com/HOPGLC4fJO
— Jono (@jonoread) January 4, 2021
16.
While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 4, 2021
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Chancellor Rishi Sunak is already making plans for the end of lockdown with a new ‘Eat Scran To Kill Gran’ scheme.#lockdown
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) January 5, 2021
18.
So which new skills are you not going to acquire during lockdown 3? I might not get into crochet.
— . (@twlldun) January 4, 2021
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— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) January 4, 2021
20.
Ordered another jigsaw.
— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) January 4, 2021
21.
Just had a “we’re sorry we missed you” from the postman on day one of being legally required to remain indoors
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 5, 2021
22.
If I’m lucky enough to go on holiday this summer I’m just going to sit on the beach all day and stare out to sea.
Nothing else.— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) January 4, 2021
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Well, we did it, guys. We got through January.
*checks calendar*
lolwut
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) January 5, 2021
One final thought …
I can’t believe that fucking everything up wasn’t the right strategy.
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) January 4, 2021
And another.
This lockdown is going to be difficult because it’s January, it’s cold and dark. But I cling to the knowledge that each day there is just a little more daylight, that Spring is coming and that things will feel brighter soon.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 5, 2021
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