People are coming up with job-related Schwarzenegger payoffs – 19 puntastic favourites
It all started when @Alice_Moran said this over on Twitter.
Quote tweet this with the pun about your job Arnold Schwarzenegger would make if he killed you in a movie.
— Alice Moran (@Alice_Moran) January 4, 2021
We hope you got your head around it quicker than we did. But even if you haven’t, it quickly becomes apparent what the hell’s going on and very funny (and inventive) it is too.
Here are 19 favourites.
1.
“Asta barista”
— Dr.Kayfabe (@wrestlebum) January 4, 2021
2.
“That’s what I call dead air,” as he beats me with a pair of director’s headsets in a TV control room.
— Yonxers (@Yonxers) January 4, 2021
3.
“So I’m afraid that’s a pass from us” but he doesn’t hit me or anything, he just hands back a script and I die slowly on the inside
— Ryan (@the_REAL_ASDF) January 4, 2021
4.
‘Head of operations?!’ [Grabs chainsaw] ‘Here’s an operation for your head’ [gurgling scrunchy sounds].
— Robert Jago (@rjjago) January 5, 2021
5.
“I’m gonna put you in the past tense.”
— Dave&Company (@VecseyPrintHub) January 4, 2021
6.
“That’s the end of your user experience!”
Or
“I guess I hit the cancel button”— Stricklanded (@Nstricklanded) January 5, 2021
7.
“Class dismissed.”
— carolie (@caresyw) January 4, 2021
8.
I’m torn.. my 17 years as a newspaper man wants to say “you’re old news.. time to go to press” as he squishes me some way..
Or my 1 year as an archivist “you’ve been archived!” As he files me in a cabinet.
It’s a work in progress…
— Michael is online. Still. (@mjonesonline) January 5, 2021
9.
“Breaking news!” <snap>
— rbarris (@rbarris) January 5, 2021
10.
“Your unemployment benefits have been denied…permanently”
— Brian Godish (@briangodish) January 4, 2021
